Some say Donald Trump is a chump,
‘Neath the hair he’s sharp like a stump,
Yet the polls he’s atop,
His momentum won’t stop,
Other candidates incredulously grump.
Bush, Fiorina, Carson, Cruz…
Thought there’s no way they could lose,
Stuck to a script, played it safe
Voters’ ears they tire and chafe,
While Donald appeals to reds – and some blues!
Trump said he will get us a wall,
Mexican built, one-hundred feet tall,
Jobs’ll appear by waving a hand,
Thoughts so incredibly grand,
The economy, like his Tower, never’ll fall.
Yes, Trump appears to be best,
Were he stock in him I’d invest,
It’s so plain to see,
He will trounce Hillary,
With some help from VP Kanye West!