News From the Political Speculum


How is it that Turkey can arrest 1000s of journalists and ‪#‎Trump‬‪#‎Pence‬ can only block a few reporters from their rallies? Baby steps I guess. Meanwhile, on the other side of the political speculum, ‪#‎ChelseaClinton‬ will introduce the Nation’s mother-in-law ‪#‎Hillary‬ at the ‪#‎DNC‬ convention. In an effort to appear reasonable, the two have agreed to split the Goldman-Sachs sponsored speaking fee of $500K. ‪#‎Demorats‬ ‪#‎Republicooks‬


Trump Is No Chump


Some say Donald Trump is a chump,

‘Neath the hair he’s sharp like a stump,

Yet the polls he’s atop,

His momentum won’t stop,

Other candidates incredulously grump.


Bush, Fiorina, Carson, Cruz…    

Thought there’s no way they could lose,

Stuck to a script, played it safe

Voters’ ears they tire and chafe,

While Donald appeals to reds – and some blues!


Trump said he will get us a wall,

Mexican built, one-hundred feet tall,

Jobs’ll appear by waving a hand,

Thoughts so incredibly grand,

The economy, like his Tower, never’ll fall.


Yes, Trump appears to be best,

Were he stock in him I’d invest,

It’s so plain to see,

He will trounce Hillary,

With some help from VP Kanye West!