Who is the Great Cornholio?


From our Separated at Birth Department – this just in! Kellyanne Conway has been reunited with her long lost twin Beavis! Congrats! But who is the Great Cornholio? There can be only one.

Rosseau’s Resentment & Foreseeing Trump

In wrting the obstacle to natural harmony in society is the “insatiable craving to secure recognition for one’s person from others, which leads ‘each individual to make more of himself than of any other,’ ” Rousseau predicted the Kardashians and the selfie. But that is my Cliffs Notes summary of what I got out of Pankaj Misha’s essay How Rosseau Predicted Trump.

To go a bit deeper, Mishra seems to argue that Rousseau correctly observed the interplay of progress and human nature does little to remedy the injustices of social stratification, and in fact exacerbates them. And, skipping a few links in Mishra’s logical chain, it thus is inevitable that a Trumpian demagogue will eventually come to power in a democracy  where the elites have failed to build an egalitarian society in favor of maintaining their own power and privilege. 

Or, to abstain from the name calling Mike Pence so despises, and to acknowledge that Trump has his supporters, let’s not demean their choice and say demagogue. How about knight in shinning armor?

News From the Political Speculum


How is it that Turkey can arrest 1000s of journalists and ‪#‎Trump‬‪#‎Pence‬ can only block a few reporters from their rallies? Baby steps I guess. Meanwhile, on the other side of the political speculum, ‪#‎ChelseaClinton‬ will introduce the Nation’s mother-in-law ‪#‎Hillary‬ at the ‪#‎DNC‬ convention. In an effort to appear reasonable, the two have agreed to split the Goldman-Sachs sponsored speaking fee of $500K. ‪#‎Demorats‬ ‪#‎Republicooks‬

Trump Is No Chump


Some say Donald Trump is a chump,

‘Neath the hair he’s sharp like a stump,

Yet the polls he’s atop,

His momentum won’t stop,

Other candidates incredulously grump.


Bush, Fiorina, Carson, Cruz…    

Thought there’s no way they could lose,

Stuck to a script, played it safe

Voters’ ears they tire and chafe,

While Donald appeals to reds – and some blues!


Trump said he will get us a wall,

Mexican built, one-hundred feet tall,

Jobs’ll appear by waving a hand,

Thoughts so incredibly grand,

The economy, like his Tower, never’ll fall.


Yes, Trump appears to be best,

Were he stock in him I’d invest,

It’s so plain to see,

He will trounce Hillary,

With some help from VP Kanye West!